{"id":1279,"date":"2004-05-26T17:20:07","date_gmt":"2004-05-26T21:20:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/example.org\/just_as_i_feare"},"modified":"2004-05-26T17:20:07","modified_gmt":"2004-05-26T21:20:07","slug":"just_as_i_feare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/makingripples.com\/?p=1279","title":{"rendered":"Just as I feared"},"content":{"rendered":"<table style=\"border:3px outset; margin:10px; border-color:#eeffee; background:#eeffee;\" cellpadding=4>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=2 style=\"background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;\"><A HREF=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/disease\">Doctor Unheimlich<\/A> has diagnosed me with<br \/><b>Davidosis<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=right><b>Cause<\/b>:<\/td>\n<td>pollen<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=right><b>Symptoms<\/b>:<\/td>\n<td>indigestion, grunting, occasional facial hair<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=right><b>Cure<\/b>:<\/td>\n<td><strike>bleach<\/strike> beach<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=2 style=\"background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;\">\n<form action=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/disease\" method=\"get\" style=\"margin:0px;\">Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:<input type=text name=p size=9 style=\"font-size:xx-small;\"><input type=submit value=\"Go\" style=\"background:#bbeebb; font-size:xx-small;\"><\/form>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/likethelanguage.mu.nu\/archives\/028024.php\">Rae<\/a> for pointing me to this uncannily accurate, online, self-diagnosis system. Now that my illness is named, there is no more to complain about.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>DISCLAIMER: Results may vary. Talk to your Mother if unsatisfied with your diagnosis, or change your name.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withDavidosis Cause: pollen Symptoms: indigestion, grunting, occasional facial hair Cure: bleach beach Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Thanks to Rae for pointing me to this uncannily accurate, online, self-diagnosis system. Now that my &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/makingripples.com\/?p=1279\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1824],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3R4iK-kD","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/makingripples.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1279"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/makingripples.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/makingripples.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/makingripples.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/makingripples.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/makingripples.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/makingripples.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/makingripples.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/makingripples.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}