Just as I feared

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Davidosis
Cause: pollen
Symptoms: indigestion, grunting, occasional facial hair
Cure: bleach beach
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Thanks to Rae for pointing me to this uncannily accurate, online, self-diagnosis system. Now that my illness is named, there is no more to complain about.

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0 Responses to Just as I feared

  1. fletch says:

    Shouldn’t the cure be “beach” instead of bleach?

  2. Fletch! Your absolutely right.
    Dr Unheimlich probably has terrible handwriting, like many doctors. It has to be beach.

    Beach is good. Bleach is…Blechhh!

  3. jon says:

    Heheh – frighteningly accurate.

    Influenced by the devil indeed – I knew there was something going on.

    J
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