I was feeling becalmed between the rush of early Spring and the
doldrums of Summer and I remembered this uncannily accurate, online,
It was just as I feared. I need to change my ways.
|Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
|Cause:||old library books|
|Symptoms:||vague second-degree burns, slightly pointy ears, slightly bendy arms|
|Cure:||expensive biofeedback devices|
Now that my illness is named, there is nothing else I can complain about.
DISCLAIMER: Results may vary.
Talk to your Mother if unsatisfied with your diagnosis, or change your name.
Important Note: Using your full name will expose an entirely different aspect of your current condition.